Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles and grey hair add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

So, I found a little poker table on Kijiji for 20 bucks, and it was in great shape, but the more I played, and the more i Had friends over, the more i wanted a larger, more "professional" table.. however, as everyone knows, Im a cheap bastard, and no way I was going to pay 700 bucks for a table...

So.. found a table on Kijiji for 20 bucks, bought the cloth, material for another 30 bucks, and an afternoon in the garage...

BAM! New poker table, for under 50 bucks! :)
If your interested in seeing some build picks, they are in my gallery!



Poker Table Project

Two new Episodes of My Drunk Kitchen now up at: http://hartoandco.com/my-drunk-kitchen/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzEc3o7pVgo

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